ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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