apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
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The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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