love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
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You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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