I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
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