Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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