you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
my liver is dry heaving
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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