this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
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So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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