I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
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I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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