My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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