Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
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And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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