Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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