Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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