You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Do you still have your period?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
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I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
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A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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