Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
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the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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