Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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