I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
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I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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