You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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