i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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