i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
should my penis look like a turkey
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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