OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
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Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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