i don't like sucking hair
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
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I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
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Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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