Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
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Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
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Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I think people are normalizing furries
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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