Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
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His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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