I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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