So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
She even gives head with a lisp.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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