i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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