Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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