We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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