i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
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Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
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One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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