i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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