Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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