so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
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youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
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All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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