What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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