I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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