can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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