everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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