finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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