Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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