I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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