Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
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We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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