it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
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Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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