i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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