Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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