ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
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I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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