I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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