Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
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I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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