I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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