so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
