You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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