uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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