hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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