these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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