is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
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Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.