I wish I only lived at night.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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