NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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