Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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