do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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